i don't bite darling   Submit   Vegan. 20. Nerd. Yoga. Avid tea drinker. Fashion. STAR WARS. X-files 5ever. Lover of books. Ex-California girl. College. Athletic. Science & Nature. Badass MC. Real talkk.



    *sigh* why am i better than everyone

    (Source: 6yr, via wildlikearider)

    — 11 minutes ago with 358302 notes
    me at an uncomfortable party:how inconsiderate of them to not even have a dog
    — 5 hours ago with 978 notes


    hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

    (via mothbreath)

    — 5 hours ago with 71336 notes



    three words. just those these special words. and ill be yours forever.

    free video games

    (via cheekybiscuits)

    — 5 hours ago with 11240 notes


    i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

    it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

    (via badwines)

    — 5 hours ago with 298921 notes
    15-year-old me:MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
    me now:for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
    — 8 hours ago with 74604 notes